Conan O’Brien fantasizes about Bar Refaeli. Shocker.

The Israeli model was on Coco’s talk show last night to discuss her recent ranking as Maxim’s hottest woman in the world. Conan confronted Bar immediately: “You don’t respond to any of my letters.”

From there it seemed O’Brien saw it as his duty to pump up the 26-year-old’s confidence.

“I don’t know how that can be,” Bar said, when talking about her position on Maxim’s list.

“Look at this picture,” Conan replied, propping up a magazine photo of a seemingly naked Bar. “That’s how that can be.”

The show host fixated on the nude image for a bit, pointing out that Refaeli wasn’t wearing any underwear. Bar broke it to him gently that she was indeed wearing undergarments at the photo shoot, items that were later airbrushed out.

“So a nerd was on a computer screen working on that?” Conan asked.

The model responded: “A very lucky nerd, I would say.”

Bar also took a moment to bemoan her single status, complaining she never gets hit on. Or, as the supermodel says, “Men never hit me.” Lucky girl!

Viewers also got a rundown of what Bar looks for in a man, as guys everywhere whipped out pencil and paper to jot down notes. Apparently, the blond beauty wants someone who is sweet and kind, with good values and morals. And hot, she emphasized. Bar concluded by admitting the first thing she notices on a man is his teeth.

“I have a fetish,” she said. “He has to have a great smile and really white, bright teeth.” You’re welcome, Crest company.

J-Connection: Bar Refaeli is an Israeli-Jew. Maybe hotness runs in the Hebrew gene pool.