A presidential primary isn’t really official until Jon Stewart gets his hands on it. Yes, this means waiting an extra day to truly know who won in New Hampshire, but we like to think of those 24 hours as a humor-multiplier.
The anticipation is killing us! Watch below to see how Mitt Romney made history (It has to do with no one liking him), how Ron Paul just cannot buy a break, and how Jon Huntsman’s third-place celebration is the saddest thing ever, complete with Stewart showing off his Chinese skills.
J-Connection: Jon Stewart is Jewish. Born Jonathan Stewart Leibowitz, he circumcised his name to become the eponymous host of satirical news program “The Daily Show.”