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Tila Tequila Converts to Judaism; Judaism RUNS AWAY SCREAMING

By Jspace Staff on 1/13/2012 at 5:04 PM

Categories: Religion, Entertainment, Gossip

Tila Tequila Converts to Judaism; Judaism RUNS AWAY SCREAMING

We guess after you try Myspace, porn, and drugs, only logical step is to become a member of the Tribe.

Yes, Tila Tequila, who made being famous for no reason A VERY HORRIBLE THING before Kim Kardashian had ever seen a video camera, is converting. She told TMZ.com:

“As time passed, I started to become more and more fascinated with Kabbalah, the culture, and the way of life. I just feel like the Jewish people have such a beautiful way about them, and I can't wait to officially be Jewish! Shabbat Shalom."

This raises two questions. First, do you think we can trick Tila Tequila into believing that being Jewish involves flying over the Amazon rainforest, parachuting to the ground, and being eaten alive by various jungle beasts?

Second, why are we writing about this has-been-wanna-be-never-was-worn-out-fool?

In order: Yes, and WE DON’T KNOW. We have issues. Like, Tila Tequila-style issues.

Pray for our souls.

J-Connection: Tila Tequila is converting to Judaism. In other connected events, the end of the world is scheduled for December of this year.

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Comments

Sonya Michelle Kreizman
Sonya Michelle Kreizman 1/13/2012 at 5:08pm
gross. she is so nasty.